this is literally me
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
that is the expression of a true Winchester facing the king of hell
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.